What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack?
Check-in is at 14:00 and check-out is by 11:00.
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The Oyster Smack - 4-Star Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch
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About the Hotel
The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR,
- Near the waterfront
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Dining
The restaurant's chef has worked in Jamie Oliver's first restaurant and
Rooms
Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed and come with a flat-screen TV and an en suite bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are provided. Chalet-style rooms are available as an accommodation option.
Location
The hotel is just metres from the
Family
Family rooms are available at The Oyster Smack Inn. A
Pet
Well-behaved dogs are permitted at The Oyster Smack Inn. Free parking is provided for all guests. The hotel is dog-friendly with policies for pet accommodation.
Highlights
Dining: Chef worked in Jamie Oliver's and Gordon Ramsay's restaurants
Rooms: Chalet-style rooms with en suite bathrooms
Location: Metres from River Crouch, 1 hour from London
Family: Children's menu and family rooms
Pet: Well-behaved dogs permitted
Parking: Free on-site parking
“The Oyster Smack makes a strong impression with its exceptionally friendly and helpful staff, creating a genuinely welcoming atmosphere. Rooms here are noted for their comfort and cleanliness, with thoughtful touches like good toiletries and quality showers, ensuring a restful stay. Dining, particularly steak and set menus, stands out as excellent value and well-executed, making it a notable draw in Burnham-on-Crouch.”
Select your room type
The Oyster Smack offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
- Classic Double Room2 persons12 m²1 Double bedHeatingShowerroom details
- Deluxe Double Room2 persons16 m²1 King-size bedHeatingShowerroom details
- Superior Double Room2 persons25 m²1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bedHeatingShowerroom details
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Check-in/ Check-out
Facilities
The Oyster Smack offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Parking
- Pets allowed
- 24-hour security
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
Guest Parking
- Electric kettle
Services
- Welcome drink
Dining
- In-room breakfast
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
- Special diet menus
Children
- Cots
- Children's menu
Room features
- Heating
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Self-catering
- Electric kettle
Media
- Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite
At The Oyster Smack Inn, guests can enjoy an inviting dining experience that showcases the heart of British cuisine. With a focus on seasonal produce, the restaurant offers distinctive meals in a modern yet family-friendly setting, making it an ideal destination for both casual lunches and romantic dinners.
The Oyster Smack Location
The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR,
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Lush green spaces and riverside views make Riverside Park a lovely area for a leisurely stroll or a picnic.
Mangapps Railway Museum
5 minutes' drive
A charming railway museum showcasing vintage trains and interactive exhibits, perfect for families and train enthusiasts alike.
Wallasea Island Wild Coast
3 minutes' drive
A stunning natural reserve featuring diverse habitats and wildlife, ideal for nature lovers and birdwatching.
Discover the local attractions near The Oyster Smack
Wander through the unique attractions near The Oyster Smack that showcase the natural beauty and local heritage of Maldon
Ideal for leisurely walks along the river: Riverside Park
Great for train enthusiasts and historical exploration: Mangapps Railway Museum
Perfect for nature lovers and birdwatching: Wallasea Island Wild Coast project
Suited for tranquil escapes in picturesque settings: Bridgemarsh Island
Well suited to casual strolls with scenic views: Waterfront
Kayaking on the River Crouch
5 minutes' drive
Thrill-seekers can rent kayaks nearby and paddle along the scenic River Crouch. Rentals available seasonally.
Yoga Classes at Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Relaxation-oriented yoga classes are held regularly at Riverside Park, providing a peaceful environment amidst nature.
Mehek Indian Restaurant
3 minutes' walk
A cozy eatery serving delicious Indian dishes, featuring vegetarian options and a warm ambiance; reservations recommended.
The Polash
5 minutes' walk
Offers traditional Indian cuisine in a vibrant setting, known for its curries and tandoori dishes; caters to various dietary needs.
Discover dining options near The Oyster Smack
Check out the best dining options near The Oyster Smack offering a variety of cuisines and experiences
Great for traditional pub meals and local brews: The Victoria Inn
Ideal for flavorful Indian dishes and cozy dining: Mehek Indian Restaurant
Perfect for casual dining in a welcoming atmosphere: Happy Returns
Best for barbecue lovers seeking a hearty meal: BBQ King
Well suited for relaxed family dining: Burnham Grill
Suited for fresh dairy indulgences and light bites: Cabin Dairy
Ideal for coffee enthusiasts and quick snacks: Ground Coffee House
Great for afternoon tea in a charming setting: Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
Sgt. Pepper's
5 minutes' walk
A lively pub with live music and quiz nights; perfect for casual dining and evening entertainment for all ages.
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
5 minutes' walk
A charming spot combining antique shopping with a delightful tea garden, ideal for families looking for a lovely afternoon.
Getting around
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-21:00
Check-out
from 09:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP8.95 per person per day.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
10
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about The Oyster Smack from previous guests about their experience.
Pros
Quaint atmosphere
Clean rooms
Comfortable beds
Fabulous evening meals
Superb food taste
Friendly staff
Dog-friendly
Cons
Room temperature issues
Poor insulation
Inconsistent breakfast
Room location
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FAQs
About The Oyster Smack
How far is The Oyster Smack from the coast at Southend?
The hotel is located 40 km from the coast at Southend.
What dining options are available at The Oyster Smack?
The hotel features an on-site restaurant with a diverse menu that includes Asian influences and British classics.
Is parking available at The Oyster Smack?
Free private parking is available on-site without the need for a reservation.
What room amenities can guests expect at The Oyster Smack?
Rooms are equipped with a flat-screen TV, en suite bathroom with free toiletries, and tea and coffee making facilities.
What breakfast options are offered at The Oyster Smack?
A basic complimentary breakfast is available, and a full cooked breakfast can be ordered for an additional charge of £20.
How far is The Oyster Smack from the centre of Burnham-on-Crouch?
The hotel is located just 0.5 km from the centre of Burnham-on-Crouch.
Which language do the staff at The Oyster Smack speak?
The staff primarily speaks English.
What nearby attractions can be visited from The Oyster Smack?
Local attractions include Historic Colchester which is within an hour's drive and Wallasea Island located 3 km away.
What kind of environment does The Oyster Smack cater to?
The hotel accommodates families and couples looking for pet-friendly and culinary experiences.
Is Wi-Fi available for guests at The Oyster Smack?
Complimentary Wi-Fi is provided throughout the property.
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