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Who'D A Thought It - 4-Star Hotel in Lenham

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From$139 /night
Check-in
30May
Check-out
31May
Rooms and Guests2 Guests, 1 Room
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About the Hotel

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, ME17 2AR
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Near The Big Cat Sanctuary
Very good
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Loved by Who'D A Thought It guests

Friendly staff
Comfortable beds
Delicious meals
Super clean jacuzzi
Quiet rooms
"The room decor is breathtaking !"
Peter L from United Kingdom
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"Complete privacy in the hot tubs, no expenses spared when it comes to the decor of the suite."
Hussain from United Kingdom
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"The bedroom was very comfy and dinner was very tasty"
Danny from United Kingdom
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"Pub, food ,staff and the room was lovely warm"
Morgan from United Kingdom
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"Everything has a personal touch."
Jennifer C from United Kingdom
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Rooms

Each room at Who'D A Thought It has a unique theme, such as the Vegas suite or the Pol Roger room with zebra print carpet and white furniture. The Dom Suite and LP Alexandra room offer private outdoor hot tubs and indoor spa baths. Rooms include a flat-screen TV with DVD player, iPod docking station, and complimentary toiletries.

Dining

The Champagne and Oyster Bar offers the largest selection of champagne in Kent, with menus including gastro bar meals and a lunchtime tasting menu. The award-winning restaurant serves classical English dishes made with local ingredients, such as seafood linguine and chargrilled asparagus. Breakfast options include full English and continental choices, served in the pub area.

Entertainment

The property hosts frequent themed events and seasonal celebrations, with live music offerings creating a social atmosphere. Guests can enjoy the pub's intimate spaces decorated in a kitsch/baroque style with low ceilings. The bar area features a well-stocked champagne selection and a rotating schedule of live performances.

On-Site Boutique

The Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique is located on the property, offering a range of stylish clothing, shoes, and accessories. Guests can browse the boutique without leaving the hotel grounds. The boutique complements the hotel's focus on personalized style and special occasions.

Outdoor Amenities

The hotel has outdoor garden areas with private hot tubs and sun loungers for guest use. Sun umbrellas and picnic areas are available in the garden setting. Each room with a hot tub offers complete privacy, with the Colosseum room featuring its own conservatory hot tub.

Highlights

Rooms: Individually themed suites with private hot tubs

Dining: Largest champagne selection in Kent & award-winning restaurant

Entertainment: Live music and themed events year-round

Boutique: Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique on-site

Location: 5 minutes from Lenham, near Leeds Castle

“Who'd A Thought It presents a genuinely private escape, particularly notable for its suites which embrace bold decor and private hot tubs, creating a secluded atmosphere. The restaurant stands out with its excellent food, and the staff consistently impress with their welcoming and efficient service, even when addressing issues swiftly. It's clear this property is designed for a discreet, restorative break.”
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Who'D A Thought It offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
    Deluxe Suite Spa Bath
    2 persons
    32 m²
    1 King-size bed
    Air conditioning
    Bathtub
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    Classic Double Room Shower
    2 persons
    16 m²
    1 Double bed
    Heating
    Coffee machine
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    Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
    2 persons
    40 m²
    1 Double bed
    Bathtub
    Heating
    room details
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Facilities

Who'D A Thought It offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Great
8.1/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Adults only
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Picnic area/ Tables
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • Jacuzzi

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

Who'D A Thought It presents a delightful selection of dining options, featuring British cuisine with an emphasis on vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free choices. The inviting Brasserie Restaurant showcases romantic elements, while the lounge area offers comfort and elegance for a variety of gatherings.

  • Brasserie Restaurant

    British
    Ambiance
    Romantic setting with a warm atmosphere, perfect for intimate dining experiences.
    Key Offerings
    Highlighting classic English dishes crafted from local ingredients, including the impressive seafood Plateau Rouge for special occasions. A thoughtfully curated menu caters to diverse dietary needs.
    Reservation
    Recommended for dinner, especially during peak times.
    Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

  • Lounge Area

    Casual dining with light snacks and beverages.
    Ambiance
    Comfortable seating with a floating fireplace, bar, and a grand piano, creating a cozy and inviting environment.
    Key Offerings
    Serves a full English breakfast alongside continental options, along with complimentary tea and coffee making facilities, spring water, chocolate, and champagne.
    Reservation
    Not required.
    Hours vary.

Who'D A Thought It Location

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, ME17 2AR
Explore Lenham
Local Highlights
  • Top Attractions
  • Activities
  • Dining
  • Entertainment
Leeds Castle
15-minute drive
Stunning 9th-century castle set in scenic parkland, known for elaborate gardens and audio tours.
The Big Cat Sanctuary
14-minute drive
Home to endangered big cats; offers educational tours and close encounters with lions, tigers, and more.
Church of St Nicholas
25 minutes' walk
Historic church with unique architecture; known for its intricate stained-glass windows and serene atmosphere.
All Saints Church
30 minutes' walk
Beautiful parish church featuring rich history and stunning artworks, ideal for quiet reflection.
Discover the local attractions near Who'D A Thought It
Wander through notable landmarks near Who'd A Thought It that offer unique experiences for hotel guests in Lenham
Ideal for history enthusiasts: St Nicholas Church
Well suited for architectural appreciation: St John the Baptist's Church
Great for art lovers: Process Gallery
Perfect for quiet reflection: St Mary's Church Lenham
Best for animal lovers: The Big Cat Sanctuary
Suited for peaceful walks: Church Of St James
Works well for aviation enthusiasts: Lashenden Air Warfare Museum
Go Ape
10-minute drive
Adventure park offering tree-top ropes and zip lines, suitable for thrill-seekers amidst nature.
Weald of Kent Golf Club
10-minute drive
Scenic golf course offering a relaxing day on the green for all skill levels; rentals available on-site.
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
1-minute walk
Charming eatery featuring local dishes and a cozy atmosphere; perfect for casual dining or special occasions.
The George Pub
10-minute drive
Traditional pub known for hearty meals and ales; offers a warm atmosphere and outdoor seating.
The Roebuck Inn Bar
10-minute drive
Lively pub featuring pub quizzes and live sports; great spot for socializing and enjoying a casual drink.
St Mary's Church Lenham
15-minute drive
Historic church hosting community events and concerts; offers a cultural experience in a beautiful setting.
Getting around
  • City Centre
    Lenham 8 min  ·  5 km
  • Airports
    London City (LCY) 113 min  ·  75.2 km
    London Gatwick (LGW) 126 min  ·  83.6 km
  • Bus
    Bus stop 3 min  ·  200 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
until 11 am
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
The hotel Who'D A Thought It serves a full breakfast for free.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
20
Former name
who'd a thought it

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about Who'D A Thought It from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 221 verified reviews
7.5 /10
Very good
68 %
Recommend
Cleanliness
8.1/10
Comfort
8.1/10
Facilities
8.1/10
Free WiFi
8.7/10
Location
8.6/10
Staff
8.5/10
Value for money
7.4/10
Pros
Friendly staff
Good food
Comfortable bed
Quiet rooms
Cons
Slow restaurant service
Dated room decor
Small room size
Guest reviews
based on 333 reviews
7.8/10
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FAQs
About Who'D A Thought It
What are the check-in and check-out times at Who'D A Thought It?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is by 11:30.
How far is Who'D A Thought It from Leeds Castle?
The hotel is located approximately 15 km from Leeds Castle.
Is there parking available at Who'D A Thought It?
Free private parking is available on-site, but reservation is needed.
What room amenities are available at Who'D A Thought It?
Rooms include features like a flat-screen TV, tea and coffee making facilities, and complimentary toiletries.
What is the closest railway station to Who'D A Thought It?
Lenham Railway Station is approximately 3 km from the hotel.
What breakfast options does Who'D A Thought It offer?
The hotel serves a full English breakfast along with continental options for early departures.
What are the notable features of the rooms at Who'D A Thought It?
Many rooms feature a spa bath, four-poster beds, and views of the gardens.
How far is Who'D A Thought It from London City Airport?
The hotel is located 80 km from London City Airport.
What unique experiences does Who'D A Thought It offer for guests?
The hotel features uniquely themed rooms, outdoor garden areas with hot tubs, and regular themed events.
What entertainment options are available at Who'D A Thought It?
The hotel hosts live music events and has an oyster bar that fosters a vibrant social atmosphere.

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Check-in
30May
Check-out
31May
Rooms and Guests2 Guests, 1 Room
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